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by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 06, 2025 4:31 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Durnk CRJ Pilots create scrapes and paperwork.
Replies: 11
Views: 72

Re: Durnk CRJ Pilots create scrapes and paperwork.

It would be an interesting exercise to assign what % of the physical punishment should be assigned to the four pilots and ATC.
Fixed.
by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 06, 2025 3:42 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Bodily fluids
Replies: 17
Views: 6094

Re: Bodily fluids

...737 MAX 8... without a working lavatory...
That's actually brilliant: No lavs = no complaints about lav size on obscure aviation fora :clap:
by Not_Karl
Fri Oct 03, 2025 7:08 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Durnk CRJ Pilots create scrapes and paperwork.
Replies: 11
Views: 72

Re: Durnk CRJ Pilots create scrapes and paperwork.

flyboy’s buddy did not mention a new departure frequency, which probably got the FO dicking with the radio at exactly the wrong time when he should have been looking right and I’m betting the left seat had a crappy view to the right. Conversely, the inbound aircraft SHOULD of had a decent view and ...
by Not_Karl
Thu Oct 02, 2025 10:17 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Durnk CRJ Pilots create scrapes and paperwork.
Replies: 11
Views: 72

Re: Durnk CRJ Pilots create scrapes and paperwork.

what are you referring to here?
This.

No AvieHeraldie article yet.
by Not_Karl
Tue Sep 30, 2025 7:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1620
Views: 610933

And some people here say [i]he[/i] hates pilots and thinks they're all stupid...

And thus, calling the crew "stupid" (...) is at the very least, premature, and definitely immature. - Evanie , the Pilot Defender . Also: Originally posted by BoeingBobby Side windows open? Isn’t that necessary to toss a roll of toilet paper out and let cigar smoke out of the cockpit so t...
by Not_Karl
Mon Sep 29, 2025 11:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1620
Views: 610933

A New Proposition for the Embetterment of Understanding among Experts on Interwebz Fora.

Differentiating take-off reject speed s between only " low " and " high " is too vague and conducent to disagreements between them , who are inherently stupid , and we , who always know better . I propose the implementation of a Table of Reject Speeds to be agreed upon us and im...
by Not_Karl
Mon Sep 29, 2025 1:54 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1620
Views: 610933

I like...

...the dynamic between Berntie and Evanie.
by Not_Karl
Mon Sep 29, 2025 1:09 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Signs of the impending Squidpocalypse
Replies: 13
Views: 2066

This is an actual movie.

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by Not_Karl
Sat Sep 27, 2025 12:10 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: JetPhoto Pre-Screening Thread...
Replies: 411
Views: 140973

Re: JetPhoto Pre-Screening Thread...

Kind of cool from the technical aspect, and a pretty picture:
He should do it with a jet aeroplanie to see the belts holding the fan blades!
by Not_Karl
Fri Sep 26, 2025 11:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1620
Views: 610933

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Is this a reference to my facebook page?

Did_dieding_machine_with_cowboyishly_improvised_unapproved_aftermarket_modifications.jpeg
yes

I also notice the speed tape on the captain's seat.
by Not_Karl
Thu Sep 25, 2025 11:12 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1620
Views: 610933

F.A.O.: 3WE

So we Not_only ride a DEADLY bike; we also pull aftermarket, Not_approved by the manufacturer, Not_strictly regulated, cheap-composite add-ons that affect its weight and handling characteristics?!
by Not_Karl
Thu Sep 25, 2025 8:52 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Type-specific tidbit.
Replies: 1
Views: 1783

Re: Type-specific tidbit.

I also wonder if that affects the lavs?
I opened the linky before finishing your post and came back to say "wait, no lav size comparison?". I now see that great asshat minds think alike :clap:
by Not_Karl
Tue Sep 23, 2025 10:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1620
Views: 610933

F.A.O.: Threeweeie

Is this you?
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by Not_Karl
Mon Sep 22, 2025 7:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1620
Views: 610933

Re: Sandwich Cookies

I ass-ume, it’s not_an alfajore.
Nope, but looks delicious nonetheless.
by Not_Karl
Mon Sep 22, 2025 7:12 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: We don’t trust engineers.
Replies: 9
Views: 7664

Re: We don’t trust engineers.

Should Verbie be physically punished?
by Not_Karl
Mon Sep 22, 2025 7:11 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Almost Total Air (and journalism) disaster!!!
Replies: 2
Views: 2083

Re: Almost Total Air (and journalism) disaster!!!

Unfortunately Google Translate is not working for me. Maybe Not_Karlie with his usual brilliance and superior Super Genius can provide. Here you go . Official records confirmed that the airplane descended at a speed of 1 knot in the moments previous to landing... We would have a lot less of TAD!!!!...
by Not_Karl
Mon Sep 22, 2025 7:04 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Stabilized approach thread
Replies: 69
Views: 41535

Re: Stabilized approach thread

...And that's a quite short runway too ending on water on both ends.
Side note: ...legal.
Are you sure? I don't see the required fleet of rescue ships...
by Not_Karl
Thu Sep 18, 2025 2:20 am
Forum: Military Aviation Discussion
Topic: Large airplane. Not_large airport.
Replies: 4
Views: 40933

Re: Large airplane. Not_large airport.

Nairing the taxiway centerline...
What?!
by Not_Karl
Thu Sep 18, 2025 2:19 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: If Airbus made cars...
Replies: 4
Views: 19224

Re: If Airbus made cars...

Are there any highlights, besides seeing the weird contraptions? Didn't did watched the whole thing, just scrubbed to the parts where he shows the "car"'s structure (or lack thereof), the shoddy construction , load-bearing parts made of corrugated plastic , exterior panels made of foam , ...
by Not_Karl
Thu Sep 18, 2025 12:17 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1620
Views: 610933

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

Who thinks this?

The deeply jealous of my friendship with one of them, not_aeroengineer Argie?

OR

The Bizarre, Bold, Bothersome, Bubble-Boy?
Fixed.
Probably both?
by Not_Karl
Wed Sep 17, 2025 8:37 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: A little flamespotting
Replies: 5
Views: 2868

Re: A little flamespotting

What, any speed > 0 and not airborne isn't a V1 cut? :roll:
I consider 0 as the VNE for any aeroplanie.
by Not_Karl
Tue Sep 16, 2025 6:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1620
Views: 610933

Re: F.A.O.: 3WE

I asked Bingie Copilotie for an AImage of "An agricultural worker from St. Louis licking the boots of a retired Austrian airplane captain". My request was rejected because it was deemed "unsafe content"...
by Not_Karl
Mon Sep 15, 2025 2:40 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Bird strike
Replies: 2
Views: 4646

Re: Bird strike

I wonder if the pulled up a bit more to try and miss the birds...
Can't wait for Evanie and Berntie to discuss the subject! :clap:
Equip ALL birds with TCAS or ban them altogether.
Slightly modified and CONCUR.
by Not_Karl
Fri Sep 12, 2025 1:17 pm
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: What’s it doing now?
Replies: 2
Views: 23926

Re: What’s it doing now?

I got a kick out of suggestions of a power-off reboot. And if it keeps Not_working, format and reinstall EmbraOS . Couldn’t log in here, this morning, so I put it there for storage. Berntie shared one of the many ways in which Airbii try to kill us and them . Me neither and fixed .

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